Archive for May, 2005

DragonLily takes on Paris Kennedy.

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005


After being sidelined for three months due to an injury this season, Dragon has only done one match and is ready to be on the mat again! Dragon never missed a beat; if anything she came back stronger. Racking up a record 503 points and forcing Paris to submit five times, the Dragon is back! Paris gets destroyed worse then any wrestler before her, ever! Can anyone stop the rampaging Dragon?

The Dragon and Nina square off for Playboy TV. SEXCETERA

Monday, May 30th, 2005


The Dragon and Nina square off for Playboy TV. SEXCETERA (Playboy cable TV) wanted to do a special on Ultimate Surrender, so over the course of one day we shot three matches. The rest you will see as bonus updates. This update is relevant in that this is the match that sidelined our Welterweight Champion for three months. We wanted to show this match at the same time we’re posting Dragons’ come back match.

See Crimson Ninja fuck the shit out of Xana Star

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005


Ninja now weighs in at 109 lbs, which is the Featherweight division. She started her career weighing in at 117 lbs. Xana is bigger: over 25 lbs heavier than the little Ninja but we all know Ninja has hella skills. There’s something about a little girl kicking the hell out of a bigger girl then fucking the shit out of her for losing.

Syd Black, the Hungarian Nightmare, came with skills against Nina

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005


Not all new girls are sacrificial lambs. Syd Black, the Hungarian Nightmare, came with skills and determination. A gem from the Eastern block of the old world, Syd comes to us from Budapest. Nina, a shining star here at US and undefeated, took on the Nightmare. The match was as competitive as a match gets, the outcome was determined by only 30 points, and if you’re a member you know that is almost nothing. Who got fucked by the winner? Who suffered the defeat?

Do not call The Ninja “A prissy little bitch and expect to win.

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005


There are a couple of things you do not do in life. You don’t try to drive your car blindfolded. You don’t try a free fall from 15000ft. with your new homemade flying suit. And you certainly do not want to call The Ninja “A prissy little bitch” then go on to say you going to kick her ass. Attend.

Sydnee Capree, big and fierce, takes on The Black Widow.

Friday, May 6th, 2005


Sydney is big and fierce. Out classed by the Pirate the Widow is worn down and beaten badly. However The Black Widow never quits and appeared to get stronger as the match went on. With skills, the Black Widow will be a formable opponent. Until then however, she gets fuck hard and good by the undefeated Pirate.

The Sexinator fights till the end against The Spider

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005


The sexinator has more toughness points of any other wrestler in just two matches! That means two things: 1. She never gives up and can almost take any submission hold thrown at her–she will not quit! 2. She gets put in a lot of submission holds.
The Point is, she fights till the end with every thing she has. As she wrestles she will get skills, as she wrestles she will learn from doing. In this match she learns quite a bit! The spider taunts her, fingers hers, generally beats her down, and in the end fucks the shit out of her for losing. Sometimes life is not fair, or is it?